Top Ten Places Not To Have Sex

Ok. Death is not really a funny thing, but... when considering where to have sex, perhaps a railway track is not the best place?!

TobytheTeacher's Top Ten Places Not To Have Sex

1. The Pope's house.

2. The roof of your house... in a blizzard.

3. At a Micheal Bolton Concert. Not because it's too public, but because the music is really really bad.

4. In the gorilla cage at your local zoo.

5. In a horror film. Think about it...

6. In a zero gravity environment.

7. During one of my English lessons... you should be learning English!!

8. On your boss' desk. ...when he's / she's trying to type an email.

9. On the back row at your local school, during your kid's Christmas play.

10. On the back of an elephant that's performing in a giant circus tent, lead by clowns and acrobats... ...and everyone you have ever met (including all friends, colleagues and family members) are in the audience. ...and the elephant is dressed as Osama Bin Laden.