Protection Francais!

Ah! Zi French are protecting again z'ere industries français.

As if you need protectionism! We didn't protect our car industry in the UK and
now
we
have
no
car
industry.

Oh.
Bugger.

- Maybe the French have point?


But what else will they protect? Obviously the cheese. But what other things are essential to French Cultural Identity?

Smoking?
Being sarcastic?
Riding a bicycle, wearing a striped T-Shirt, a berry on your head, with onions round your neck?