Tuesday 21 October 2008

Vin de Merde?

'zos crazy Frenchie peoples are calling 'zier wine - vin de merde.

Apparently, they are trying to attract attention for the wine.

I wonder if the same approach would work for Luxembourgish beer?

Bofferding could become 'Rat's P*ss'
Mousel - 'Baboon's A*se Sweat'
Diekirch - 'What doesn't kill you, makes you blind.'



I can't drink Bofferding. True story. Usually, when I drink beer I go from sober to good time to sick. But not with Bofferding, oh no. With Bofferding I go from sober to sober to sick.

I honestly believe it has been engineered to attack English people on a genetic level as an act of revenge for all the times the English Football Fans have come to Luxembourg and broken the city.

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