Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce
I have a theory about the high rate of divorce in the modern western world. I think it's all to do with deodorant.
Think about it. Scientists think that a large part of human attraction is based on smell. That's why people wear perfume, aftershave, deodorant etc - because it makes you more attractive to more people.
But the deodorant etc blocks our natural body smell. What if it's also blocking our ability to successfully select / sniff out a partner?
Maybe we should all do what dogs do and smell each others' butts before we consider a relationship?
...I wonder if that would go down well on a Friday night at the club?!
Toodle-Pip!
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