Mob Shopping, Chinese Children and Drunk Brits

Mob bosses of the world! Do not go shopping!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7527835.stm

...really, someone should tell these people about 'online shopping'. Personally, I suggest the following sites:

http://www.deadhorsesheads.com/

http://www.concretewellingtons.co.uk/

http://www.yourbuddiesleepswiththefishesonlineflowers.au/


Meanwhile in China...

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/27/sports/olympics/27gymnasts.html?no_interstitial

...really, if the Chinese are allowed to use children to compete in their Olympic Team, why can't I use them to clean and tidy my apartment?

British people, drunk? Causing trouble? Whilst abroad? Surely not...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7527058.stm

...so it's a bad thing to open a door on a place at 10,000 feet? Huh, important safety tip.