Wednesday 16 July 2008

Die Hard Bunny! Bad Baby! Zi Tour! Doc Horrible! Iran! Lucky Girl!

So... in the news today, the IMF (International Monetary Fund) has raised world economic targ- No no no!! It's ok I'm kidding, I'm joking... could you image? If I actually did stories like that on my blog? Uh.... Yaaaaaawn!!!

You don't come here for that! You come here for this:

http://www.angryalien.com/aa/diehardbuns.asp

The Bruce Willis film 'Die Hard' done by bunnies in 30secs.

More comedy for Friday, God knows, well all need it... Good Cop, Bad Baby:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/33f2687080



Ah, zi Tour de France iz on.... ferr-est, a site du web en reference to zi tour in the zi language of 'zos Americaans stupids and 'zos 'In-glish zo stupids:

http://www.letour.fr/2008/TDF/COURSE/us/index.html

And seck-on-ed, zi joke: Python Monty and z'ere joke very funny, Zi Repairman of zi bicycles:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxfzm9dfqBw



Joss Wheldon's doing something different on the Internet... a Super Villain Musical... the creator of Buffy TheVampire Slayer is back with a ultra low budget attempt at slinging on in the eye of mainstream Hollywood:

http://www.drhorrible.com/index.html


...I should say that this certainly won't be for everyone, but I agree with the principles behind its production. Cinema / Television is an Art form hurt almost beyond worth by its inherent need for expense and investment, and the kind of people that brings with it. Cinema doesn't just have thieves in the temple, thieves own the damned temple. Joss Wheldon has consistently produced interesting and original work within a industry that demands profit and conformity above all else. Though it may not be to everyone's taste, Buffy the Vampire Slayer helped to open the door to a lot of interesting programmes. I honestly don't think you'd have the 'Lost's and 'Sex in the City's without TV shows like Buffy paving the way for more intelligent, and at times, abstract writing on television. If you don't believe me, think about what came before - Dallas, Dynasty.


More music, love is in the air... Saturday Night Live silliness:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/01bf043b8c


And finally, a joke:

LUCKY GIRL

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20---on one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed from her purse a $20 bill, which she pressed into the young man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, meaningfully whispered .....
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"Clean my house."

May you all have splendid, fantastic weekends!

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