Sunday 12 July 2009

Top Ten Body Language Mistakes

You can now preview my facebook page directly from this blog (just look to your right). Early this week on my facebook page, I linked to yahoo's Seven Common Body Language Mistakes.

As is often the case, I think they missed a few:


TobytheTeacher's Top Ten Body Language Mistakes

1. Making monkey faces at your colleagues & boss.

2. Doing the 'Y-M-C-A' during meetings.

3. Dramatically & theatrically smelling your own armpits at spontaneous moments throughout the day.

4. Walking 'in slow motion' from desk to desk, while making loud deep 'Hollywood' impact sounds as your feet make contact with the floor.

5. Always smiling, regardless of the situation.

6. Rubbing your colleagues knee caps.

7. Sit behind your desk with your hands in your pants.

8. Insist on only traveling in lifts / elevators standing on your head.

9. Cuddle the security guards.

10. Walk backwards.

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