With stories about the Pope fighting Aliens, the French killing Lance Armstrong and the English hating the cheating-low-down-dirty-volley-ball-playing-guts of Maradona, I think the blog may have been targeted towards men a little too much recently.
Girls, how to predict if your man will cheat
But, how do you know if you've found a faithful man? A man who believes with all his heart that he wants to spend the rest of his life with you?
There's only one way: Is he fat?
If your man is sitting on the sofa drinking a beer and watching TV, do you know what that is? It's a testament to his love for you.
Why? Because it means he has found the one. He has said to himself, there's no need to go to the gym or play sport anymore. I have found the perfect girl for me.
What does it mean if your man is still going to gym, playing sports, dressing and grooming like a single guy? It means that in at least one part of his head, he is one.
Remember girls, the fatter your man is.. the more he loves you.
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