Angry Cycle Fans & The World's Greatest Volleyball Player

TobytheTeacher's sports round-up:

Apparently, Lance Armstrong is worried that the French will attack him during next year's tour.

Imagine it: gangs of beret wearing French men chasing Armstrong across France, throwing smelly cheese and perfectly timed sarcasm at him. Uncooked snails will be wasted to coat the roads with snail slime to unsettle his bike. French cigarette smoke will be blown across his path to blind him. Their incomprehensible talk of existentialism will be used to confuse and disorientate him.


Meanwhile in Scotland, the world's greatest Volleyball Player, Maradona, has decided to pacify the English by comparing his 'Hand of God Stunt' with England's 66 World Cup Win.

Ah, Maradona, you crazy-cheeky-cheating-hand-balling-scumbag-cocaine-snorting-boozing-fat-loser-low-life-organised-crime-associating-with-dead-beat-spineless-gob-sh*te, why would you think the English don't like you?!

Good luck Scotland! You crazy skirt wearing lady-boys!