Axl's Chinese Democracy

That crazy kilt-wearing, microphone-the-size-of-your-head-carrying, running-round-the-stage-like-a-child-that-needs-the-toilet, singing-about-dolphins-comas-and-November-rain, front man Axl Rose is back.

Here he is singing about Chinese Democracy

They still ride bicycles,
But they get to vote,
And even though Chairman Mao
Would think it's a f**kin' joke,
It's a Chinese Democracy!
A Chinese Democracy!

Hey Chairman Mao!
Don't have a cow!
It's time for you Reds,
To be red, white and blue,
You don't know how?
I'll tell you how!
Yeah, it's tough to chow,
But hey! Mr Mao!

It's a Chinese Democracy!
Enough Commi-hypocrisy!
It's time for a West-ology!
It's a Chinese Democracy!

(panpipe solo)