Stupid Not Drinking

Uh oh! The authorities in Rome have decided to ban alcohol for Wednesday's Champions League Final.

But will it be enough to stop the English fans from acting stupid?

I think it's important to note that English people do not become stupid simply because they have been drinking, the English people in question were already stupid before they started drinking. Drinking provides an excuse for the stupid behaviour. The behaviour itself is inherent.

The problem is, NOT being able to drink might also be enough of an excuse to act stupid.