Five Things Super-Happy Couples Do Every Day

Five Things Super-Happy Couples Do Every Day

Obviously, as a soul-tortured artist, relationships are not an option for me, but let me see if I've understood this...


Daily Habit 1 - Talk to Each Other:

'Honey, I think you're fat', Bob says to Claire. To which Claire replies, 'Well Bob, your penis is small and seldom satisfies me.'

Daily Habit 2 - Flirt:

'What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?' 'I'm cooking dinner Bob.'

Daily Habit 3 - Get Stupid Together:

'Bob - I dare you to catch this knife!'

Daily Habit 4 - Declare your Independence:

'We hold these truths to be self-evident..'

Daily Habit 5 - Share a Spiritual Moment:

'Bacardi?'