Things Not To Say At A Party
My list...
1. I’ve just joined Al Qaeda.
2. Has anyone read ‘War and Peace’?
3. How about an orgy?
4. My God! You people are fat!
5. I sense an evil presence in this room.
6. So… let’s talk about the financial crisis.
7. I’ve got this weird rash on my bottom.
8. My farts smell like peanuts.
9. The ambassador’s parties were always a luxurious affair…
10.Who wants to touch me?
Irregular Verbs
14 years ago
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1 comment:
So that is where I have been going wrong! I wondered why I hadn't been invited to parties for a while!
Laura
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