Guten Tag,
You should probably all make a note of this for the summer... A GermanNewspaper has printed a list of holiday destinations that should be avoided, if you don't want to spend time with the English:
....apparently, we're beer drinking, cultureless, yobs with no sense of fashion, abbility at football and have the worst cuisine in the world. Ok, at least one of those is not totally true.... We used to have culture: Shakespeare, The Beatles. We just don't have culture anymore... Pop Idol, Vicky Beckham...
...not sure German people should be telling the English we have no sense of fashion. I mean, the typical English person doesn't... but come on! I've seen the way German people dress! And the haircuts... there are haircuts in Germany that have not existed in other countries since the80s (with the exception of the deep south of America and Micheal Bolton,that is).
Did you know that Micheal Bolton's hair pre-dates the dinosaurs? True story. Scientists have found fossilized tracks in Africa that can only have been made by Micheal Bolton's hair. In fact, the only living thing on Earth that is older than Micheal Bolton is Silvio Berlusconi.
Here is a picture of Mr Berlusconi receiving a trophy for 'The WorldsOldest Man':
...Those younger men that you see standing around him are his personal blood doners. Silvio must replace all of his blood every 2hrs and23mins in order to stay alive. Many people believe that the original Dracula legend was based on and inspired by Silvio Berlusconi. I think we can all agree, there's strong resemblance:
Bis Bald!
Toby.
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