People hold onto your Tic Tacs, scientists think bird flu could mix with swine flu. But wait! If bird flu and swine flu mix together, doesn't that mean birds and pigs could start mating? And that would mean... PIGS COULD FLY!
It's the harbinger of the apocalypse: Dogs & cats living together, tea bags falling the sky, Luxembourgish paperwork that actually makes sense, Michael Bolton songs on every radio channel, everybody drives a Rover, your mum looks like Tony Blair, the only food is mushy peas, Larry Hagman is president, Silvio Berlusconi is dating your teenage daughter, the world only speaks French, and everybody, every last person in the world, has the personality of Michael Schumacher.
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