Treatment for Heterosexuals?

Apparently, they can cure gay. But I'm not sure they're thinking about this clearly. We all know they're too many people on this planet. Maybe gay is an evolutionary imperative?


I think we need a Heterosexual Treatment:

Step 1. An intensive course of Elton John CDs.

Step 2. Patients will be forced to watch 'the volleyball scene from Top Gun' 1,000 times.

Step 3. Patients will only be able to drink Pina Coladas.

Step 4. Patients will be taught the benefits of moisturising cream, having a hair style and the importance of shoes.

Step 5. Accessorizing.