Monday 16 February 2009

High Speed News Round-Up!

Apparently, babies who gesticulate (talk with their hands) have better vocabularies when they reach school age.

- Does this explain why Italians talk so much?


Eh.. this is not cool. I think, if you find yourself seriously considering beheading your wife - it's probably time to just leave her.

You know, walk out the door, get a hotel room, buy some porn, a six-pack of beer and work through it, man.


Silvio Berlusconi? Involved in bribes? Surely not! Wait a minute, let me get this straight:

David Mills (aka British scumbag) has been found guilty and sentenced for four and half years, BUT he can appeal twice before the sentence is enforced, AND if those appeals are not completed by 2010, he doesn't go to jail?!

- and, even if he does go to an Italian jail, it won't be too bad for a British guy:

The food will be better for starters! Italian jail food is like restaurant food in England!

No comments: