Grow Up Silvio

Dearest, darling Silvio Berlusconi has denied paying for sex. And let's face it, in Silvio's mind, Silvio is telling the truth. He didn't pay for sex.

He DID pay for beautiful girls to be flown to his villa. And, yes, he DID pay to feed and accommodate those beautiful girls. And, sure, he DID also pay for expensive gifts, such as jewelery and clothing, to give to those beautiful girls. And, ok, he DID 'pay' those beautiful girls with his political influence to help those beautiful girls with their lives. But that's NOT paying for sex, that's just being nice!

And would Silvio have been so nice to ugly, fat girls? No. But, naturally, you are nice to nice looking people.

And would Silvio have been so nice to those beautiful girls, if they hadn't had sex with him and his guests? No. But, naturally, you are only nice to people who are nice to you.

Silvio was being nice to the girls by giving them nice things, and the girls where being nice to Silvio by having sex with him and his guests.


After all, Silvio doesn't understand the attraction of paying for sex. As he says, 'I never understood where the satisfaction is when you're missing the pleasure of conquest.'

And if that conquest includes flights, food & accommodation, expensive gifts, political favours, and Silvio's friends paying actual cash to those beautiful girls (but without Silvio's knowledge, but in direct return for political favours from Silvio), the conquest is all the sweeter!


But let's be clear: Silvio DID NOT directly pay any one of those beautiful girls for sex. Not one.

Silvio is telling the truth. Not in a 'Gospel' sense of the word. Not in a 'respectful to the Italian people' sense of the word. Not even in the 'dictionary definition' sense of the word. But in a sad, self-serving and probably self-deluded sense of the word.

Grow up Silvio. Tell the truth and take responsibility. At the age of 72, it's finally time to become a man.