Saturday, 19 July 2008

Gorilla Punishment, Sub-Primes and Heavy Metal Monks

Random Random News Stories: Some funny, some not.


This one certainly isn't. Sort it out Egypt!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7514567.stm

Personally, I think there's only one fitting punishment for any man that sexually harasses a woman: Gorilla Rape. Cover the man with female gorilla sweat and chuck him in a cage with one, or more, very very horny male gorillas. Once you've been raped by a gorilla or two, you're really not going to be harassing anyone.


Apparently, one of the causes of the Sub-Prime Mortgage crisis in America was that they didn't check if enough people could actually repay the loan.... hmmm.... I don't know a lot about finance, but isn't that kind of important? ...still, as long as no rich people lost money - that's the main thing.

http://money.cnn.com/2008/07/15/real_estate/annals_of_subprime_lending/index.htm?section=money_latest


Italians! Forget about Eros Ramazotti! Check out the Heavy Metal Monk:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7513571.stm

...I'm not a religious person, but I like people of belief and conviction. I particularly like people who are passionate and work hard to share those passions in a positive way.

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