Dude Looks Like a Lady

Scientists at the Beijing Olympics will be testing to check female athletes are not men:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/30/sports/olympics/30gender.html?no_interstitial

...The Olympic Committee hasn't decided upon an official name for the test as yet, but the short list is as follows:

The 'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours' test
The 'I just wanna check if you've got a ding-ding' test
The 'Is that your Olympic baton* in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me' test

...or finally, The 'dude looks like a lady' test:

http://www.deezer.com/track/1105721

*a baton is the thing they pass between runners during a relay race.


On a similar theme:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7529227.stm

An official name for the transsexual toilet has not be decided upon, but the short list is as follows:
The 'I can pee standing up and wear heels' toilet
The 'they make me play football, but I want to do is watch Sex in the City' toilet
The 'just because I have tic-tacs doesn't mean I don't have feelings' toilet

...or finally, The 'dude looks like a lady' toilet:

http://www.deezer.com/track/1105732 (this one is live)

...personally, I think there should be a third toilet for men who actually wash their hands after they have been to the toilet - it's an alarmingly small percentage of us!!


And now, Margaret Thatcher:

Everybody!!

http://www.deezer.com/track/18357 (different live version)

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

Cruised into a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime on the door
She a long lost love at first bite
Baby maybe you're wrong, but you know it's all right
That's right

(That, that)
(That, that)

Backstage we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then she whipped out her gun
And tried to blow me away

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

So never judge a book by it's cover
Or who you're going to love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord imagine my surprise

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

Baby let me follow you down
Let me take a peek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me all night
Baby let me follow you down
Turn the other cheek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me, do me

(Guitar solo)

Ooh what a funky lady
She like it, like it, like it, like that,
Ooh he was a lady

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady

(That that) ya ya ya yya ya yya ya chit chit yaow

(That, that)
(That, that)

[Repeat and fade]


....I just want to apologise for the mental image I created of Steven Tyler having sex with Margaret Thatcher. ...uh, that one's gonna stay with you.

Have yourselves good days! ...and remember, if you want to be a transsexual, it's ok :)