News from the American Presidential Elections.... trouble for Sarah Palin
There's no actually need to follow the news reports from America. I have a foolproof method for predicting the winner of an American Presidential Election:
TobytheTeacher's 'Cowboy Hat Theory'.
The winner of an American Presidential Election is the candidate that looks best when wearing a cowboy hat. Check it out:
2004 - George W Bush Vs John Kerry: George looks best in a cowboy hat.
2000 - George W Bush Vs Al Gore: Easy, George Bush.
1996 - Bill Clinton Vs Bob Dole: Oh so easy, Bill Clinton.
1992 - Bill Clinton Vs George H Bush: Once again, Bill Clinton.
1988 - George H Bush Vs Michael Dukakis: Closer but, George H Bush.
1984 - Ronald Reagan Vs Walter Mondale: Reagan played cowboys in the movies!!!
Any questions?
Irregular Verbs
14 years ago
1 comment:
So Obama then. McCain looks like the cowboy hat may well fall down over his eyes.
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