http://food.yahoo.com/blog/foxyfestivities/4998/10-things-to-never-do-at-a-wedding
...they forgot to mention the following:
1. Arriving at the Wedding dressed as a Jedi Knight.
2. Bringing a Monkey as your date.
3. Insisting that the DJ play the Dead Kennedys Song 'Too Drunk to F*ck' over and over again.
4. Sitting in the front row of the Church wearing a huge novelty Mexican hat.
5. Sit silently in one corner pretending to smoke a banana, refusing to accept that it is not a cigar.
6. Stand at the back of the Church shouting, 'Get to the cake cutting!' throughout the ceremony.
7. Break dance.
8. Label all the Wedding Presents 'Property of TobytheTeacher'.
9. When the Wedding Photographer tries to take your photo, scream, 'He's trying to take my soul!!!'.
10.Take bets on how long the marriage will last.
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your list is way better....and i've actually seen a person try to smoke a banana in a pipe...it was rather amusing...perhaps they weren't in their right mind...or perhaps they figured if you can peel it...you can smoke it...hehehe...i dunno....
peace**
amanda
this post made me laugh out loud!
I think I might actually have to make it my mission to do each of these things at a wedding...
Laura
Amanda, does that mean you can smoke potatoes?
Laura, I have faith in you that you will actually do it ;)
smoke potatoes?? hmmm....i think oranges may be better...or perhaps even an apple...but i suppose...if you really wanted...hehehe...have a good weekend t....and don't go and try smoking anything with peels...well....unless you go to a wedding....i have one coming up here at the end of the month....you can definately come with me and try these things out...and if not...perhpas i will find a monkey for my date....;)
peace**
amanda
Monkeys make great dates! ..just ask Michael Jackson.
...infact the world would probably have been better if Michael had just stuck to dating chimps.
do you have his number?? so i can ask him??....perhaps he has a spare monkey to lend to me....
:)
0800-wacko-jacko
Have a good weekend! Say 'hi' to the little chap for me! :)
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