Friday, 15 August 2008

Sir Penguin and My Favourite Penguin Jokes

Finally, a Royal Honour that makes sense:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7562773.stm

Having reached such a senior military position, the Penguin is now a front runner for taking over control of the rebuilding of Iraq.


My favourite penguin jokes:

A penguin walks into a bar and says to the barman, 'I'm looking for my brother. Have you seen him?' The barman replies, 'I don't know. What does he look like?'

Two penguins are walking Antarctica. The first penguin turns to the second and says, 'It looks like you could be wearing a tuxedo.' To which the second penguin replies, 'Maybe I am.'

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