Friday, 6 June 2008

Chuck Norris, Six Brains and Global Domination

Good Morning,

How goes it?

I have decided that my wisdom must be shared with the world... (whether the world likes it or not) ...to this ends, my ramblings can now be found here:

http://tobytheteacher.blogspot.com/

And, in further extension of my soon, and let's face it inevitable, global domination, at a facebook profile that I have no idea how to create a link for... maybe you can't? I wanted to call myself 'Toby The Teacher' but boring boring face book only allows 'real' names, so I called myself 'Toby Isambard Kingdom Brunel Ubekistan Davis'. Sounded reasonable to me.

Right! Back to the ramblings....

Apparently, according to Carla, Nicolas Sarkovy has five or even sixbrains... yeah, but do any of them work?! ;)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7438181.stm


Ah... yet more proof that drinking booze is a good idea. Not only doesit make other people more interesting, help us forget about the mindnumbing tedium that is capitalism and make the act of eating Englishfood bearable (well, nearly)... it also has health benefits:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7435002.stm


Finally, I think it's about time we all had a bit of Chuck Norris in ourlives:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIgey9NLdhk

On the flipside!

Toby.

2 comments:

Yvonne said...

Ooh exciting new blog TTT! Drinking booze is indeed a good idea, glad you brought that to public attention.

tobytheteacher said...

Well hello again!

Fancy meeting you here! ;)

Yes, I felt it was my public duty to let the world know!

...of course the BBC news website probably has a degree of distribution as well... but without my help, would it suceed? I think not.