I've just listened to the instructions of a 'Learn Italian CD':
‘We do not recommend doing the reading portion if you are doing this programme in your car.’
- really?! Well, I was going to… but since you don’t recommend it.
Are there really people that need to be told that? And why is it only a 'recommendation'?
Could I do it if I was reaaaally careful? You know, not in heavy traffic, for example.
Speaking of stupid, what about the sentences we learn in foreign languages as beginners:
'The dog is under the table.'
When are you ever going to say that?
- On a holiday to England, you visit a friend's home:
You: 'Hi!'
Your friend: 'Hello! Nice to see you.'
You: 'Nice to see you too. Your home is lovely.'
Your friend: 'Thank you! That's very kind of you to say s-'
You: 'OH MY GOD! THE DOG IS UNDER THE TABLE!'
Your friend: 'SWEET JESUS! HOW THE HELL DID HE GET THERE?!'
You: 'WHAT DO WE DO?! WHAT DO WE DOOOO?!'
Your friend: 'DO HAVE ANY DOG BISCUITS?'
You: 'NO! DEAR GOD! I DIDN'T THINK!'
Your friend: 'IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT!'
You: 'BUT I BLAME MYSELF!'
Your friend: 'IT'S OK! I THINK WE HAVE SOME IN THE KITCHEN!'
You: 'THANK THE BABY JESUS!'
Irregular Verbs
14 years ago
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