Wife Sets Fire to Husband's Penis

Ouch!
Look out guys!!
Don't cheat on your wife or girlfriend or this might happen!!!

She just wanted to burn his penis so it belonged to her and no one else?! What the flaming ding-dong was she going to do with it afterwards?!

Girls, seriously, if you hate a guy enough to set fire to his John-Thomas, maybe you should just leave him?

The woman has been held in Police custody pending the results of a psychological assessment. They need to wait for a psychological assessment?!

SHE SET FIRE TO HER HUSBAND'S KINDER BUENO - SHE'S BONKERS!!!

Cheating on women is wrong, but so is setting fire to his 'meat and two veg', his captain fantastic, his caped crusader, his little general, his pocket rocket, his one eyed trouser snake, his rod, his magic wand, his voiture d'amour, his wang, his wife's best friend... oh no wait, that one doesn't work.